Our Beers

Light on the Chips - 2.5% Table Porter

It is not easy making a low alcohol beer with a bit of body, sure you can give it plenty of flavour by adding hops but who wants to drink hop juice? This is a careful blend of malts to create that depth and is wonderfully balanced with just enough hop to give you a beautifully rounded low alcohol beer that isn’t going to get you into any trouble.

Car Park Cuddle - 3.8% Pale Ale

This is a Pale Ale with plenty of extra hoppy goodness. An all English malt base loaded with American hops for an easy drinking pale ale and a perfect thirst quencher.

No Man - 4.5% Oatmeal Stout

A traditional old school Stout with plenty of flavour. The chocolate malt really shines through in this one but there is enough bitterness to make sure you don’t feel like you have over indulged.

She Keeps It Nice - 4.5% American Pale Ale

A real fruit bomb with lashings of hops added throughout the boil and lots more thrown into the fermenter to give an amazing aroma and tropical taste. There is plenty of malt too giving this beer enough depth to compensate for the hop overload.

Evening Brown - 5% Brown Ale

An often forgotten or overlooked style. This Brown Ale has plenty of character, reminiscent of beers gone by. Unlike others, this sticks to traditional methods giving you a beer that you and your elders will love.

Colne Colsch - 5% Kolsch Style Lager

This is a ‘Kolsch Style Lager’, which means that it is a true Kolsch but we are not allowed to call it that as we do not live in Cologne however we do live near Colne, hence the name. Kolsch is different to most lagers in that it is made with ale yeast but still fermented at much lower temperatures. The result is a crisp clean lager but with a touch of muted fruitiness.

Shirts Off - 5.5% NEIPA

Our New England India Pale Ale (NEIPA) is full of big juicy hoppiness, tonnes of tropical and citrus elements with a smooth, creamy mouthfeel. Brewed to be cloudy and hazy.

Heavy On The Chips - 6% Porter

A complex mix of roasted and chocolate malts give this beer a wonderfully rich character. Add some English hops and you have a solid English Porter up there with the best of them.

Pidley Cheeks - 6.5% American IPA

Designed to taste very similar to beers made on the West Coast of the USA this is a full on hop experience with an overindulgence in the best punchy American hops. Lots of dry hop additions give this plenty of aroma. Comes with a dark underbelly of pine and alcohol.

Sorry Mate - 7.5% Foreign Extra Stout

A special Stout that is brewed to be bigger than normal. High in alcohol at 7.5% abv with a moderate roasted grain and malt flavor with hints of coffee and chocolate, all bark no sharp bite.

Potaytor - 7.5% Doppelbock

Doppel is German for double and a Bock is a German lager so what you have here is a strong, rich, and very malty German lager, high in alcohol with a sweet taste.

Better-Nicer - 8.5% Double IPA

Do not let the high ABV put you off, this is a seriously drinkable beer! A beer to be savoured and not quaffed, full of flavour, stacks of aroma and a real assault on your tastebuds.

Sputnik - 10% Imperial Russian Stout

Russian imperial stouts were first brewed in England for Peter the great and we have no doubt he would have loved this one. Higher in alcohol that traditional stouts this is a rich, full bodied and complex experience which is better savoured to appreciate the flavours of dried fruit, coffee and dark chocolate.